The subject of this Yakuza Film Rundown is Wild Criminal. Released in 1999, and presumably straight-to-video, Wild Criminal falls into the low-budget exploitation category that contains movies like Sunny Gets Blue and Zero Woman. But, hey, no one does low budget straight-to-video Yakuza exploitation like Takeuchi Riki, and in this Yakuza Film Rundown, he does it again in Wild Criminal. Granted, he gives up most of his screen time as a secondary or supporting lead to Ozawa Hitoshi (From the last Rundown, Yakuza Zombie, as well as Dead or Alive, and Gozu), but it's still billed as a Takeuchi film. The reality is, he has less screen time than any other actor - the top billing really should have gone to Ozawa, who plays a mean-spirited and despicable bully of a Yakuza named Suwa. After watching Ozawa in this movie, I understand a little better why the Yakuza are so impressed with this actor (per the Japanese Wikipedia article) - Ozawa owns the part of Suwa, bringing a crazy and abusive presence to life on the big screen in a brilliant display of method acting - the random shoving, slapping, and abuse of his co-stars looks so natural and unrehearsed that I wouldn't be surprised if he was making it up as he went along. He's an angry ball of energy in constant motion who seems to be tweaked on something, and is completely unlikeable in every way imaginable. He's definitely a psychopath, but a different breed from Ishimatsu Rikuo in Miike's Graveyard of Honor. Where Rikuo is an ice cold emotionless psychopath, Suwa is an explosive and angry bully who beats women and minions with aplomb, but is a coward at heart, and I'll again give Ozawa credit for making Suwa so utterly and completely scummy. It's a performance that just has to be appreciated. Also holding a major role is Sugata Shun (Ichi the Killer, Kill Bill, The Last Samurai, and Graveyard of Honor), a Yakuza film veteran and personal favorite of mine, who plays crooked police detective Tadokoro.
Nomoto Miho and Nakamura Aya, respectively.
bad ass bitch, but someone who's been hardened by life and refuses to rely on anyone. By all rights they should probably be repulsed by each other, but they end up strangely attracted, probably finding something in the other that they lack in themselves. This pairing of opposites doesn't fuel the movie, and I don't think there is much of a preachy moral about finding strength in difference either. It's just a background element of two ladies who team up to ultimately kick some ass.
Goofy synthesized elevator jazz aside, the above trailer is put together in the Japanese tradition of not even giving you an inkling of the plot or characters - just random scenes. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - the Japanese can't do trailers. Apparently it's an art that is beyond them. Which is ironic since the Japanese usually take something established and make it better. If anyone has any insight, I'd appreciate it. General trailer crapiness aside, the blonde chick is Yuki, the brunette is Tomoyo, and the perpetually angry guy slappin' around bitches is Suwa. Takeuchi Riki makes an appearance in the trailer as well, because a trailer without Riki is hardly a trailer worth seeing.
bearer stock certificates (so presumably he's trying to trade them for cash). Thing is, these criminal swaps never go as planned, and Udo kills the two men in a scene of gunfiring badassery, only to find out they were also planning on double-crossing him, leaving him still with no cold hard cash. His girl Tomoyo is there as a witness, however, unbeknown to him, there is a second witness, Yuki, who had a short time earlier been raped, beaten, and left in the trunk of an old car (after all, rape is a staple of the Yakuza genre). Tomoyo stumbles across her while the swap is taking place, and closes the trunk probably to keep her from being shot. That's the first meeting of Tomoyo and Yuki, but it won't be the last.
A month later, Udo is long gone, and Tomoyo has now become the property of his former yakuza gang member, Suwa, to be slapped, spit on, or abused to his heart's content - after all, as far as Suwa knows, she was a willing accomplice and knows where Udo is hiding out. And, like any good accomplice, Tomoyo claims stupid, which probably keeps her alive.
muriyari. They become a begrudging and mismatched odd couple, who eventually hatch a plot to rip Suwa off for a few million dollars. That's about the extent of it - it's a fairly straightforward crime drama, and what results is a pretty intelligent plot, some great Tarantinoesque (or Takeshi Kitanoesque) violence, and what should be a cliche twist ending which actually caught me by surprise.
A Note About Takeuchi Riki.
rider probably reads something like "IF you want Takeuchi Riki in your movie, the following parameters must be met: 1. Must scowl in at least three scenes. 2. Must kill at least 5 people. 3. Must ride a motorcycle in at least one scene. 4. Must carry, if not shoot, a pump action double-barreled shotgun. 5. Sunglasses, leather trenchcoat, and unlimited cigarettes must be supplied. 6. If he is to be killed, it is to be the most epic death scene ever put to film."
Hard to Kill" sense of the word. That was, until I started scouring Youtube for Takeuchi Riki videos, and after seeing things like his music videos, commercials, variety show appearances, and interviews, my image of him changed drastically. He actually seems like a somewhat dorky guy who may or may not take himself too seriously. He definitely doesn't come across as the big screen badass that we all know and love. Which made me realize, sure, he spends most of his time in B-movies, but if such a non-badass can play such a convincing badass onscreen, he must actually be a good, if not great, actor. Picture Edward Norton, who comes across as such a badass in movies where he plays a badass, but such an unassuming nerd during interviews. Thus, mathematically speaking, if Edward Norton is a great actor, then Takeuchi Riki must also be a great actor - end of story. So someone go steal William Hurt's oscar and put it in the more deserving hands of Takeuchi Riki.
The Violent Rundown.
headshot to add to the list. Suwa also does a number on the female element, which includes punching, kicking, slapping, shoving, and spitting, and when combined with the rest of the beatings (including beating a corpse), there are about ten beatings administered. Takashi Miike seems to be famous for having violence against women in his movies, but director HIDE has even more in this one. Other than that, we're looking at one or two rapes, depending on your definition, as well as one good fight. All in all to be expected.
Another Lonely Hitman. There were a few camera highlights - camera shots over the shoulder of the shooter, and a few interesting angles when people had guns in their face. One thing of note: Apparently the Lighting Technician Guild of Japan was on strike through most of the 1990's - this film, and a lot of other ones filmed around the same time, are VERY poorly lit. Such a strange contrast from the Japanese epics of the fifties and sixties which were beautifully and masterfully lit (Think Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, for example). Fortunately as we start the 21st century, someone decided to turn the lights back on.
The Final Verdict.
Like a Dragon, mainly for the lower production value. You can find a little more info on IMDB (which I spend the last half hour adding info to - so when you read this, it still might not be updated). Although it isn't available on Netflix, you can find a copy at the Yakuza Film Store, powered by Amazon.com.